Ejaz Butt's Enema for Enemies !

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Pakistan Cricket's Head Butting !

Ejaz Butt, the Head of Pakistan Cricket is a man with a vision and a mission. In fact he also has a machine; to administer 'Enema' to purge all the fecal matter in Cricket created by his enemy, that is India. He is out to cleanse the dirty world of Cricket. Hope what he has done has finally managed to open the eyes of the ICC Bosses.

Mr. Butt was planning to come out in the open with these 'findings' soon. But S-Pun Doctor has managed to catch hold of this valuable information and you are reading it here first, even before Butt could open the enema can.

All the ignoramuses wait. He might come out with more Trumors [True Rumors]. At the end of it all, the Bosses of ICC certainly will say "I See See". Other than the already burgeoning 'Evidences' provided by Mr. Butt, here is a peek into some of the more scandalous findings of Butt's University of Trumor Theories [BUTT].

1] India wants to hide the CWG failure: Whole world knows what a mess India have landed in with the Common Wealth Games. They just want to deflect the attention of the world press from the CWG fiasco. What better way can India devise other than vilify Pakistan ? It is such a shame the world media is targeting the undereducated and underpaid Pakistan players instead of 'Fixing' India, the real culprit. 

2] RAW fomenting problems in Pakistan Cricket: Not satisfied with creating anarchy and engineering floods in Pakistan, India have always tried to undermine Pakistan Cricket since the days of Chatrapathi Shivaji. That is why the poor Pakistani boys lead by the honorable Mohammad Ajmal Kasab decided to attack the CST.

India was responsible for the fights between Zaheer Abbas and Javed Miandad in the 80s. India also created rift between Wasim Akram and Waqar Younis in the 90s. A certain Ravi Shastri and his 'Shaz and Waz show' is a proof for this. RAW actually stands for Ravi And Wasim. But only Ejaz Butt knows this highly secretive Trumor. The recent spat between Mohammad Yousuf and Younis Khan in the new millennium too was sponsored by India. Who was responsible for this ? Refer to Theory No. 3.

3] Sania Mirza is a Mole: A shocking truth is that Sania Mirza is an Indian Mole. She dumped her childhood friend on orders from New Delhi. She enticed an innocent Shoib Malik to get privy to first hand information of Pakistan Cricket. This Match too was Fixed by India.

India had earlier tried the same dirty trick rather unsuccessfully using Maha Apa aka Ayesha Siddiqui and even Sayali Bhagat. Just see how Shoib Malik tried to divide and rule Pakistan Cricket. India have a track record of this kind of 'Reverse Love Jihad'.

We also have to remember Reena Roy who seduced Mohsin Khan and Jemima who did the same to Imran Khan. Never forget the truth that both ladies ditched the gullible Pakistani men once they retired from Cricket. Shoib Malik beware, your turn next !

4] England hosted Pakistan just to defame them: England had just one agenda when they decided to play host to Pakistan's home and away matches; to defame, defile and destroy the beautiful flower that Pakistan Cricket is.

Jealousy thy name is ECB. But why is it ? Simple, England could not digest the fact that Pakistan had won Cricket World Cup and T-20 World Cup long before England. And England wanted to be in the good books of the International Cricket Bully that is India. BCCI actually means Bullying Cricket Countries Internationally.

And the most Sensational Finding... 

5] Sachin Tendulkar's birth was fixed: We know there was a confusion with Sunny Gavaskar's birth. But according to some extremely reliable Trumors, Sachin Tendulkar was actually born of Pakistani parents when they were on a holiday 'Once Upon a time in Mumbai'. The baby was switched by a devious Malayalee Nurse who saw the halo behind the baby's head and a miniature bat in his hands. Thus India had once again robbed poor Pakistan.

That an Indian Blogger has managed to leak even such a top secret matter itself shows how much Pakistan Cricket has been "Fixed" by India !


S-Pun Doctor