Return of the Flip and the Flop Man !

Flip: Hi Blogger, I was anxious about you. You have let me down. That Charlie was right. He warned me and you were overhearing all that right? I am going to change my number and will never talk to you!

GR: But why...? I have not disclosed anything about you! I will never ever!

Flip: I know that, you bloody need me to keep your story going... I am half inclined to 'ftrangulate you' like Charlie would say!

GR: Well, you better be careful when you talk. You in the company of too many aggressive guys! Yuveraj, Sreesanth, Charlie and so on... And I am not a chicken for you to strangulate me! You too need me to express and that is why you called me in the first place. If you are not interested, I'll let you go. But just look at your original; Fake IPL Player has published a novel... Just remember that... It could be you during next IPL season!

Flip: OK, OK... after reading your blog, http://theonlyreligionthatunitesindia.blogspot.com/2010/03/charlie-meets-flip.html I got a bit angry and worried! OK truce!

GR: All is well... How is the weather there?

Flip: Too hot to handle! Boy Sanger didn't slash Young-king's throat last night only because he wants to go back to his Island after IPL. He will resign from Captaincy after this season. He might even consider moving to Kochi  for next season!

GR: That was an atrocious shot he played last night, especially after being dropped of the previous ball. What was the reaction of others?

Flip: Everyone was aghast. They knew he was upset, but not even his worst enemy could have imagined he will make it so obvious. Young-king along with Peace-brat have now become assets for opponents. The only match we won so far was because Peace-brat didn't play against Rain-man's team!

GR: Even neutral Commentators were telling Yuveraj was playing irresponsibly!

Flip: He is playing responsibly elsewhere... In fact he is being held 'Responsible' for so many things; including breaching the security cordon more than once. Just see how responsible and attentive he looks here! He is all 'Eyes' for some other girl and 'Ears' for this Anchal!

GR: I remember an old Hindi song here... "Chod do Anchal Zamaana kya kahega...". There is a change in the script; the man must be singing those lines here!

Flip: The song looks good and timing also is OK, but do you think Young-king will ever ask any girl to let him go? And who is afraid of Zamaana here?

GR: Well, your Photon Junior seems to continue his tryst with bad luck. He plays well, his team loses. He drops catches and they become costly!

Flip: Actually Photon Junior has been advised to consult the Eye Specialist! He has not caught anything in this IPL; not even a cold. Our Coach told him to keep his eyes on the ball... And see how he is following the advice! And it is just a coincidence that the girl is called Dandekar!

GR: Wow, that is some real imagination!

Flip: No, that is the truth, he mistook her for the 'Eye Specialist' and got confused with the balls; which one to watch was his dilemma!

GR: OK... That is some really inventive thinking. Let us quit for now... Hope to catch you soon... And like Charlie told, Take Care of yourself... I need you! Alive !

Flip: Thanks and hope to do the same. And one thing... I am sick of not playing... Can you please get me an entry in Kochi Team next season? But keep it a secret for now!

GR: Sure, sure... I don't want you to be another Jadeja! All the best... Let me try our luck with Twitharoor !